December 14th, 2008


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Bought a four-pack of Jones Soda last week. One of the things they're known for, aside from the weird labels and even weirder flavors, is having fortune cookie fortunes on the bottoms of the caps. I've downed the entire four-pack since, and the fortunes I got have me a little worried. In order:

"You will soon be crossing great waters."
"The tide of change approaches."
"You will be successful in competitive sports."
"On the first week of the next month, do something just for you."

...Note to self: When January rolls around, take swimming lessons.